Reblogged twice on purpose. Because this EXTRA fucking belongs on my blog.
SUCH LOVE FOR JOSH
Fucking making these
-WHAT DID YOU EVER DO?
I have decided that I will reblog this every time it comes across my dash because it makes me laugh until I think I’m going to puke.
They don’t exist. What makes a cappuccino a cappuccino is that half of it is foam. Which you can only make in a hot drink.
People are just dumb. And then you get the "But the other store made it for me just the other dayyyyyy" comments. Bullshit.
(But yes I usually recommend an iced latte for people who ask.)
But there was something about Tim Hortons selling an “Iced Cappuccino.” I think they’re just coffee flavored slurpees or something like that.
You fucked up, Canada.
My sm showed me the recipe card for it, says it’s been around a while
First: Tim’s Iced Capps are delicious, if not a terrible misnomer. (But really, where does “frappuccino” come from? I think “frozen cappuccino,” so I don’t think Starbucks can claim to be any better.) Being in Canada, a lot of people order iced capps from us, and we usually recommend a caramel, caffe vanilla or just plain coffee frappuccino, because that’s the closest thing Starbucks offers.
Second, Starbucks has technically had a recipe for an “iced cappuccino” for years. It’s an iced latte with steamed milk foam on top. It’s disgusting and I talk every customer out of it.
Also psa: the term “frappacino” comes from “frappe” which means whipped or blended so it’s a whipped/blended coffee drink. Also it’s a word invented and copyrighted by Starbucks so everywhere else has to change the name of their blended drinks to frappe or iced blended or whatever.
• Be loyal
• Tell the truth
• Smack that ass
• Give her food
• Let her nap
• Eat the pussy
• Play and suck on the titties
• Kiss her a lot
• Massage her
• Love her always