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rawhumor:

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ur-a-lil-nugget:

wilkinsex:

into-th3-abyss:

Reblogged twice on purpose. Because this EXTRA fucking belongs on my blog.

JOSH

SUCH LOVE FOR JOSH

freshiejuice:

Fucking making these

kushandwizdom:

More pictures here

feedmecomicart:

-WHAT DID YOU EVER DO?

-ENOUGH.

madlori:

I have decided that I will reblog this every time it comes across my dash because it makes me laugh until I think I’m going to puke.

madlori:

I have decided that I will reblog this every time it comes across my dash because it makes me laugh until I think I’m going to puke.

how do you even make an iced cappuccino? i was never trained to do that so i literally just make iced lattes on the rare chance someone asks
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chasertiff:

lifeasabarista:

baristaissuesmesthree:

notastarbucks:

They don’t exist. What makes a cappuccino a cappuccino is that half of it is foam. Which you can only make in a hot drink.

People are just dumb. And then you get the "But the other store made it for me just the other dayyyyyy" comments. Bullshit. 

(But yes I usually recommend an iced latte for people who ask.)

But there was something about Tim Hortons selling an “Iced Cappuccino.” I think they’re just coffee flavored slurpees or something like that. 

You fucked up, Canada. 

My sm showed me the recipe card for it, says it’s been around a while

First: Tim’s Iced Capps are delicious, if not a terrible misnomer. (But really, where does “frappuccino” come from? I think “frozen cappuccino,” so I don’t think Starbucks can claim to be any better.) Being in Canada, a lot of people order iced capps from us, and we usually recommend a caramel, caffe vanilla or just plain coffee frappuccino, because that’s the closest thing Starbucks offers.

Second, Starbucks has technically had a recipe for an “iced cappuccino” for years. It’s an iced latte with steamed milk foam on top. It’s disgusting and I talk every customer out of it.

Also psa: the term “frappacino” comes from “frappe” which means whipped or blended so it’s a whipped/blended coffee drink. Also it’s a word invented and copyrighted by Starbucks so everywhere else has to change the name of their blended drinks to frappe or iced blended or whatever.

Ways to please your girl

king-of-aces:

• Be loyal
• Tell the truth
• Smack that ass
• Give her food
• Let her nap
• Eat the pussy
• Play and suck on the titties
• Kiss her a lot
• Massage her
• Love her always